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Old 03-30-2009, 08:20 PM   #1
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Default Bonehead Saturn Craigslist find of the day

Oooooohhhh, kaaaaay.....

http://greenbay.craigslist.org/pts/1055499747.html

(Y'know, we probably could just about keep a perpetual thread of such bonehead CL listings from around the world.)
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Old 03-30-2009, 08:24 PM   #2
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I have what used to be a functional radiator until it cracked. It is now only useful as a chunk of recyclable aluminum, but I'd prefer if someone bought it from me for the same price as a brand new warrantied radiator. Please contact me if you are very stupid.
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Old 03-30-2009, 08:52 PM   #3
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Old 03-30-2009, 11:48 PM   #4
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Craigslist looks like it's turning into the new ebay. Everything is either extremely rare or broken, but it is a simple five minute fix to get it mint again just that the current owner doesn't have five minutes to fix it.
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Old 03-31-2009, 07:25 AM   #5
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Hey, I'm going to be rich! I've got 4 or 5 rads just like his that I thought were worthless.
What's next, bald tires and old tie rod ends?
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He makes me ashamed to share the same name.
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Old 03-31-2009, 08:27 AM   #7
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What next? How about

Slightly used ECTS, with a modern resin tip
Thermostat guaranteed not to stop radiator coolant flow
Second generation upper engine mount showing slight (only two years) wear

Bald tires - good for making Ho Chi Minh sandals .
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Old 03-31-2009, 11:14 AM   #8
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What next? How about

Slightly used ECTS, with a modern resin tip
Thermostat guaranteed not to stop radiator coolant flow
Second generation upper engine mount showing slight (only two years) wear
GRRRR!!!! I knew I should have kept those things after changing them out a couple of weeks ago!
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Old 03-31-2009, 11:18 AM   #9
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Second generation upper engine mount showing slight (only two years) wear
Special application "vibro-massage" design....
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Old 03-31-2009, 11:19 AM   #10
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ECTS connector - now in a wonderful green
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Old 03-31-2009, 11:50 PM   #11
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Oooooohhhh, kaaaaay.....

http://greenbay.craigslist.org/pts/1055499747.html

(Y'know, we probably could just about keep a perpetual thread of such bonehead CL listings from around the world.)
That CL listing is from Green Bay. Wouldn't that make the bonehead a cheesehead?
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:45 AM   #12
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I'm not throwing away my old worn-out or broken parts anymore. I can sell them for CASH!
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:07 AM   #13
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www.cash4brokenusedsaturnparts.com

Send us your broken used Saturn parts and we'll send you CASH!!
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Old 04-01-2009, 10:39 AM   #14
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Here is another one:
http://kansascity.craigslist.org/ctd/1096153382.html

I thought about emailing him and asking if that price was for two.
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:50 PM   #15
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Keep 'em coming, homies. Somewhere around the world, there HAS to be at least one laughably absurd Saturn-related craigslist post every day.
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:16 PM   #16
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http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...102180241.html

Well I like how it says luxury features.... air conditioning.

And this one just for the price...
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...102052697.html
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:18 PM   #17
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We have a winner!
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Old 04-01-2009, 02:03 PM   #18
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Well I like how it says luxury features.... air conditioning.
AND its the special edition black body/blue hood edition!
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Old 04-01-2009, 02:06 PM   #19
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AND its the special edition black body/blue hood edition!
I could be wrong but I think its a blue body/black fender edition. Or at least multi colored.
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Old 04-01-2009, 02:27 PM   #20
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Not just black - unpainted aftermarket (read: crash fix; read: lousy fit). Balanced out, of course, by the wheel cover missing from the other side.
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